From: wesley Subject: Rot Soap: Annie Dutton Annie Dutton By Denise Douglas-Davidson Annie Dutton sits brushing Marah's hair. Annie: I like brushing your hair. It's a lot of fun..and reminds me of being with my grandma! Marah: I like how you brush my hair, too, mommy..when mama does it...(Marah begins to get quiet) Annie: What's wrong, thweety? Marah: I don't want to make Mamma mad. Annie: You can tell me. Marah: When Mama brushes it she gets out the hairspray and teases it really big..I tell her to stop...but she won't! She wont! I hate her I hater! Makes me feel like a floozy! Annie: Where did you learn that word??? Marah: Ricki...mamma makes me watch it and take notes. She wants me to be on there someday. Annie: HOW HORRIBLE! Marah: She is a terrible mommy, but you're a great mommy...a mommy and a friend. Annie: A friend til the end. I want you to go upstairs and write all the mean things down that Reva has done to you. You and your daddy and I will have a long talk. You won't have to worry about Reva again! Marah: YAY!!! (Marah runs upstairs) Shayne enters. Shayne: Hi, mommy. Annie: Hi, my little slugger! How was school!? Shayne: We voted you best mommy of the class!!!! Annie rubs stomach: I just hope that the baby will be as good as you and Marah are. Shayne: I love you mommy. Annie: I love you more, Shayne! Now, if you do all your homework now, you'll have more time for play! Shayne: YAY!!!!!! Reva enters. Annie: Hello, Reva....in this house, we practice manners, and manners includes knocking on doors!!! Reva: Don't you know who I AM? I am Reva Shayne..I can lie, cheat, steal, and no one will ever say anything bad...cause I am the diva of this town! Now where are my kids? Annie: They're upstairs doing homework. Reva: I wanna see them.... Annie: You have two scheduled visits a week...and you were late for both of them two weeks ago and didn't even bother coming last week. They cried and cried and cried. Reva: But I had to find my sister, my sister Dannie!?!? Annie: It's always Reva, Reva, Reva, can't you at least think of the kids for a change? Reva: I brought Shayne some candy! Annie: See, that's not being a mommy. That's being a spoiler. You are spoiling those kids against good nutricious food! Reva: But I am their MAMA!!!!!!! Annie: And I'm their mommy. I have to PAY THEM to call you mamma...$5 a week, into their college funds! Reva; YOU TABLE DANCING TRAMP!!!! Annie: Oh, go have some PIE Reva!! Reva lunges for Annie...but Annie jumps out of the way. Reva falls and conks her head on the carousel!!!! Annie quickly runs over, but there is no pulse!!! t b c by Annie Fan! --------------------------------------------------------- Get Your *Web-Based* Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com --------------------------------------------------------- >> >"Republicans understand the importance of bondage between mother and child." >--Former U.S Vice-President Dan Quayle on Republican Family Values.